live 18 times die never


Wed-Apr-2014
676,163 notes

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

(Source: thetwelfthtardis, via chasingbluemoons)

Wed-Apr-2014
232,975 notes

australiansanta:

im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting

(Source: australiansanta, via pizza)

Wed-Apr-2014
261,581 notes

fostershomeforfakebitches:

This scene changed my life forever

(Source: stripedsweater, via ruinedchildhood)

Wed-Apr-2014
75,530 notes
fstw:

vincesane:

donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.



Sen..pai…


I’m logging off

fstw:

vincesane:

donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.

Sen..pai…

I’m logging off

(via mexican-wannabe)

Wed-Apr-2014
397 notes
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Wed-Apr-2014
2,017 notes

ethanwearsprada:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

who hasn’t tbh?

Wed-Apr-2014
464,317 notes
donttouchmynewtonballs:


Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history

The longer you look at it the funnier it gets

donttouchmynewtonballs:

Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history

The longer you look at it the funnier it gets

(via mexican-wannabe)

Wed-Apr-2014
566,191 notes

(Source: sucked, via mexican-wannabe)

Wed-Apr-2014
161,986 notes

fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

(via pizza)

Wed-Apr-2014
228,295 notes

nanceswithwolves:

generalklytus:

thekingdomofben:

No really Hermione you’re way better than him

Well actually Harry produced a powerful patronus at only 13 years old, cheated death twice, and destroyed the most terrible dark wizard that ever terrorized anyone ever.

yeah but hermione punched draco in the face

(Source: suzybishop, via geekynerdgirl)

Wed-Apr-2014
65,757 notes

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: snails135, via consulting-waiter)

Wed-Apr-2014
37,128 notes

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(via ethanwearsprada)

Wed-Apr-2014
456,504 notes
vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

(via pizza)

Wed-Apr-2014
422,328 notes

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain, via variationsofgrey)