live 18 times die never


Mon-Jul-2014
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sadgrl69:

maintainfaith:

she-faded-away:

kellinsbum:

I CANT BREATHE 

*dead*

Best GIF on Tumblr.

IM HYPERVENTILATING

(Source: boxingclever, via 18lives)

Mon-Jul-2014
745,543 notes

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

(Source: anarchistpizzahut, via variationsofgrey)

Mon-Jul-2014
76,673 notes
Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

paleskinhazeleyes:

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

image

image

I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING I PROBABLY WOKE UP MY HOUSE

Mon-Jul-2014
8,208 notes
lifehackable:

More Life Advice Here
Mon-Jul-2014
5,958 notes

siriuslyrose:

I’m sorry but if you don’t think that James Sirius Potter, when told to be serious responded with ‘well sirius is my middle name’ than you are sadly mistaken

(via consulting-waiter)

Mon-Jul-2014
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Mon-Jul-2014
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k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

(Source: les-memorables, via scootersthoughts)

Mon-Jul-2014
394,380 notes
lets-hurt-ourselves:

jeeper-s:

How i answer the phone

same

lets-hurt-ourselves:

jeeper-s:

How i answer the phone

same

(Source: 2000ish, via ruinedchildhood)

Mon-Jul-2014
77,996 notes

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

(via buttsthefinalfrontier)

Mon-Jul-2014
69,397 notes

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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Mon-Jul-2014
140,528 notes
newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

(via variationsofgrey)

Mon-Jul-2014
459,937 notes
hopeslostpages:

eridians:

mom no. mom. no. mom stoppppp. mom stop. I want to play with my friends

Lenny I’ve told you a hundred times that tommy benson is just bad news. We’re going home.

hopeslostpages:

eridians:

mom no. mom. no. mom stoppppp. mom stop. I want to play with my friends

Lenny I’ve told you a hundred times that tommy benson is just bad news. We’re going home.

(Source: danielodowd, via variationsofgrey)

Mon-Jul-2014
153,672 notes
foreveralone-lyguy:

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO LIKE YOU JUST FUCKING SLAP THEM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH SHAVING CREAM JUST DO IT BITCH DO IT

foreveralone-lyguy:

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO LIKE YOU JUST FUCKING SLAP THEM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH SHAVING CREAM JUST DO IT BITCH DO IT

(via buttsthefinalfrontier)

Mon-Jul-2014
206,588 notes

bigrnac:

um lmfao yeah i do drugs *snorts oxygen*

(Source: ouijasquiji, via variationsofgrey)

Mon-Jul-2014
319,398 notes

cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

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