live 18 times die never

turtle-foraday:

please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see you

my penis

(Source: tristamateer, via cenarthcat)

thepresidentsshoelaces:

obamasson:

thepresidentsshoelaces:

obamasdaughter:

eiffelstower:

pizza:

hey i like your shoelaces

thanks i stole them from the president

wtf where are my dads shoelaces

I’m here

thank god you’re safe

they have me tied up

(via cenarthcat)

moonupabove:

askinnyblackman:

elloelen:

theprettygoodgatsby:

piffsburg:

Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.

Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit

Even if they throw the first punch?

how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong

#god damn we learned this shit in like kindergarten

(via geekynerdgirl)

notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

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rhyrhy32296:

Me when Delena happened

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ask-sonicandneku:

ikkitheairbender:

kevaroono:

you won’t have a chance to say this again within your lifetime, so you might as well reblog it.

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(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via tothehospitalwinginamatchbox)

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

meowremix:

So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.

(Source: onlylolgifs, via shirotoravii)

mokamonn:

tomlinsogay:

my teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “at the end of this ruler is an idiot.” i got detention after asking which end

bless u

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Batman: Arkham Origins Teaser (x)

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